Sunday, May 24, 2009

Animals and Fandom Stuff

A pretty sunset in April

The Civil War re-enactment is raging this weekend, and I can hear the cannons from the battle as I type. They're making poor Peeks, our Peacock, very upset! But thank goodness the war is pretend...

I have some good news! My script Andromache has won another national screenwriting competition. What's nice is this time I get a bit of $ as a prize. Very welcomed! Also, the class reading of my new script went extremely well and while some people had complaints, they prefaced those complaints with "I love it." One girl held her pee as long as she could so that she wouldn't miss any of it -- I take that as a huge compliment!

And for anyone holding their breath... the article in Script Magazine has been pushed back. It won't come out in June as planned, but should still come out this summer. I'll keep you posted!

Here's some random stuff.

This is Junior, who is "my cat" (when we were kids and our cat Froggy had kittens, we each got to keep one). She's a bit wild and sometimes slaps people when they pet her, but she's always been nice to me and I think her eyes are so beautiful. She's about fifteen and is still a lean, mean, fighting machine! Her muscles are still in top condition. And she answers me when I talk to her. We have a special bond because she was the runt, and I always made sure that she got a teat, that she got affection, etc. As you can tell, she's quite the hunter and is always alert, rarely ever holding still!

Junior



And here is Houdini making great progress. Nic has been training him for years. Look at how genius this horse is. I'm very proud of him!

Houdini's skillz



Other random fandom stuff:

I've finally started to finish my fanfic Branded Heart. I looked at the story in whole the other day and realized it's over 70,000 words and not yet complete. And I wrote most of it in my free time last summer. 40,000 words is a short novel. So yeah, I'm not so worried about finishing my novel for my thesis anymore!

My new Teyla/Ronon music video from Teyla's POV.

Taking Over Me



I also randomly made a pretty background with lyrics from a Goo Goo Dolls song, "Without You Here."


Hope you're all having a great Memorial Day weekend! I'm spending mine battling my first virus of the year (when you get your first cold in May, I think that's a good thing!).

Last night/this morning I dreamed that I was Batman battling The Joker, but then The Joker started to win and took over nearly all of Gotham, killing hundreds of innocent civilians. I was so upset... then I stopped caring about the strangers when I realized that my own life was in danger! I hid in an old parking garage and saw Susan Meyer and Karen McClusky from Desperate Housewives sneaking past. I knew that if Susan saw me in my batsuit, she'd scream and give away my position. I secretly hoped they'd both die. Casualties of war and all that. I should go take my temperature...

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Alfred Day

Alfred is underappreciated

Today was Alfred Day! Yes, that's right, a day to celebrate Michael Caine's portrayal of Alfred. The best ever. Michael Caine is an amazing actor.

It started with Katie and I meeting downtown for chai teas on the redwood porch of a tea house downtown. We chatted for a few hours then met up with my mom and sister to go see the Michael Caine film Is Anybody There? at a local art house theater.

The film was very entertaining and, of course, Michael Caine was amazing. There were a few scenes between his character and a little boy that made me think, "If I were really into this, I could use the footage from this film and from Batman Begins to make a little Bruce Wayne and Alfred video of some kind." I then snickered at the thought. Until I realized that to have thought it in the first place, I was that into it.

Alfred and young Bruce Wayne and his dad

Beautiful Alfred

After the film we headed to Coldstone Creamery for some ice cream. How is that a part of Alfredian celebrations? Well, Alex and I have this fantasy of hanging out with Alfred and going to eat ice cream with him. Whenever "Shout" would play at Coldstone, we'd imagine him dancing. Yes, I've been told on countless occassions, by exceedingly colorful people, that Alex and I are beyond weird.

Yay for Alfred and ice cream!

Well, Tracie, unfortunately, I didn't see the Pink Umbrella Man today. His absence made me wonder if the rumors are true -- if he really does have a day job. Blasphemous!

The farmer's market was today, though, and while there I looked for some vampires for you. I think I found a vampire drumming circle. At least... lots of them had dreads... like Wraith... who suck people so they're kinda like vampires... by extension...

Vampire Drumming Circle



Also, I think we passed by a female Ronon while walking through the Farmer's Market. She had long brown dreads, a dark tank top, a thick leather belt with holsters, pouches and fringes, brown pants, and some heavy-duty boots. I was impressed!

My professor e-mailed me today, letting me know that tomorrow, at our final, our class will be reading my new script in its entirety. Um, whoa there. I didn't know this was coming, and I don't want to hear anyone's full-length script, least of all my own. And I already feel enough like the teacher's pet in that class given that everyone knows I've won several screenwriting awards and I was asked to share my stories about Diablo Cody and Vegas. I'd rather someone else got a chance to have their voice heard, but I'm sure there's a good reason behind my professor's choice. More than likely, he's using my script as a cautionary tale. ;)

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Mother's Day and Randomness


I've spent the better part of the last two weeks writing like a mad woman. I had a full length screenplay to whip out, a 30-page short story to rewrite, a 17-page research paper to finish, and all the rest of my regular coursework, feedback on friends' writing, and the usual stresses of drunken friends, creepy guys in class, creepy guys online, party planning... I'll stop before I bore you!

Mother's Day, however, was lovely. I don't think I could have asked for a more perfect day with my mom. We went to the beach and relaxed in the sun before getting ice cream and strolling on the wharf. Here are some of the highlights!

We all look pretty retarded, but at least we all managed to fit into one shot. My younger brother was missing, but the rest of us still had a great time with our momma

The crowded beach -- lots of other families had the same idea, it seems!

And I will just say it now without any statistical proof, but California must be having a baby boom. We saw more little kids and babies on the beach than I can ever remember. They were literally everywhere! But no, I don't have pictures of strangers' children to support this. You creeper.



When I was small, walking on this wharf was always a great feat. The tips of my sandals used to get caught in the between spaces of the boards and I vividly remember falling, glimpsing the water far below, just waiting to suck me up! I'm sure I threw many tantrums until either I got bigger or the cracks literally did get smaller. At any rate, I had every right to be frightened -- check out this hole!


Beautiful seawater


Our famed kelp forests

Wonder what he or she's looking at?

Apparently this is all the rage!



Juvenile California gull

I thought this pigeon had such pretty orange eyes!



We came home and had dinner, then a delicious dessert that my mom had lots of fun making and decorating.

Yum!

Teyla is my mom's fifth kid, and she also enjoyed Mother's Day!

The next weekend we celebrated my older brother's birthday. As in the picture above, it's not a party unless the Toot is there!

Teyla watches my brother open presents

And now for something completely random. I love Ghost Hunters, and Dave Tango always keeps things entertaining. Not only do I love his ever-fluctuating eyebrows, but moments like this make the show so very beautiful:

Was He French?




And... a clip of Chee Chee watching my brother train our horse Houdini.

Comanche



And finally, the grand finale. This is one of those pictures that I probably shouldn't put on the internet. No, I have no memory of what I was doing (aside from imitating a certain someone who shall remain unnamed and no, it's not Christian Bale) and the whole scene is so confusing that I think it's art. It also showcases my sexiness.

It kinda looks like John Connor is giving me a "WTF?!" look

To all the mom's out there: Happy late Mother's Day!

Mackenzie's Momma -- The Titanic Artifact Exhibit is definitely awesome, and congrats on your new job! Woo hoo! How do you find the time to be a mom, a student, a fan, and work?!

Tracie -- Trader Joe's! One of my favorite stores! :) That really sucks that they don't have any in Utah. :( I'll probably see the Pink Umbrella Man when I'm downtown tomorrow... If I do, I'll snap a picture for you... and I'll see if I can find where the vampires have been hiding, too. ;)

Monday, April 27, 2009

Las Vegas!

I'm back! Now to share the highlights of the trip (and lots of pictures!)

My mom and I flew out on Thursday afternoon and, even though we've both flown before, I don't think we'll ever get used to the sensations of taking off and landing without getting nervous. I got a window seat (albeit by the wing) and managed to take some pictures that turned out way better than I thought!

Bye-bye, ground!


I wish I'd known I'd see no green in Las Vegas!

Bye, fields of California!

The snow-capped Sierras in the distance, covered with clouds

Above them... as if you couldn't tell...




I find it so remarkable how the mountains just... end

When we got to the hotel room, on the 24th floor, I was so excited that I tried to take a picture of the view but instead got a shot of my awesome dinosaur shirt...


On the shuttle bus to the hotel, a handsome, tall (6'8") man from Brazil was guessing where everyone was from. He got the Hawaiian couple right, but looked at me and my mom and said "You're Canadians, right?" We laughed, and it turned out that morning he had met some Indian women from Canada and thought we looked like them. That's the second time this month that I've been mistaken for an Indian. I looked at my mom and said, "He must have never seen any real Indians!"

The big buildings were so... big! I couldn't stop gawking. I'm only used to seeing redwood trees that high!

That night we met up with Ajla, who has been my "online girlfriend" since we met years ago on an SGA forum on Gateworld. We're currently working on a graphic novel together! She took us to a lovely place called Town Square where all the locals go to escape the glitz and glam of the strip. I was lovely! Thanks, Ajla!

Ajla and I on a footbridge in Town Square

The first time I've ever seen a real one!

After that we drove around a bit as Ajla took us sight seeing.

Paris

The inside of the Bellagio was decorated as a garden. Check it out!


I don't know what it is, but it's kinda cool looking


This thing scared me

A chocolate fountain!

Glass flowers... I admit... my first thought was "What if there's an earthquake?!" You can never take the California out of a California girl!



Paris

I am jealous of Ajla's effortless beauty... ignore the thing on the right

My mom and I outside the Bellagio

While waiting for the next fountain show thing, this drunk guy staggered up to the group of us tourists and started shouting about Hiroshima and Nagasaki. "And what about the Indiannapolis! Do you fucking remember that?!" We ignored him, of course, and after he staggered off we couldn't help but wonder why he went on an historically accurate rant, especially since he was too young to have remembered the atomic bombings, anyway!

The fountains!

In action:



Next we went inside Paris, where the ceiling is painted like the sky. It was so neat! And a great way to get business -- it creates a sense of timelessness so that, even though it's night outside, you don't necessarily notice and feel energized.


Ceasar's Palace

Needless to say, we were exhausted by that night! I got a good shot of the view from the window, too.

Unfortunately, tired as I was, the combination of coffee at 5, the howling wind 24 stories up, and fretting about pitching my script the next day (and, I admit it, texting friends back home) kept me up. I only managed about four hours of sleep that night. Here's an example of what the wind sounded like!



The view in the morning

The mountains were so odd to me -- just eroding rock -- like something you'd see on Mars. A very lunar landscape!

The whole city seemed so bizzarely futuristic to me. The monorail you see below is driven by... no one! I was convinced a villian was going to take it over!

We went to a few panels in the morning (one on children's TV programming with one of the women who runs Sesame Street! And another on the ethics of teaching screenwriting -- both of which were very interesting) then I tried to practice my pitch with little success.

Me and my beautiful mommy before the awards ceremony

You'll never guess who I saw on the way to the awards ceremony. Seriously. You'll never guess. No, not Joaquin Phoenix. Not Brad Pitt. Not Hugh Jackman. Way cooler than that. Are you ready for this? ...My next door neighbor.

We spotted each other from a few feet away, then stared as we neared, each thinking "How funny, that girl/man looks exactly like..." until it hit us that we were seeing each other. In Vegas. We stopped and laughed in incredulity, each having had no idea that the other was going to be there. The funny thing is, I was wearing heels, so when I first saw him I thought it couldn't be him since he wasn't taller than me!

I later also ran into a classmate, at the most random location, however since I knew he was also gonna be in Vegas for a wedding, it wasn't quite the shock. But still, what are the chances? Maybe I should have gambled... I seemed to have good odds!

Once at the awards ceremony, I finally got to meet the two awesome guys (pictured below) who were in charge of the student scriptwriting competition. When I came up to accept my award, I also said something for my fellow winners who couldn't be there. This is the second year in a row that my school has swept first, second, and third in this competition. Wow!

Me babbling

Accepting my award

After the awards were given out, the other top winner and I had the opportunty to pitch our scripts to an agent. I was so nervous that I could feel sweat trickling down my arm. Somehow, the first half of the pitch went off without a hitch (even though the agent would criticize us in front of the audience as we went) but then, by responding to some blanket statements she made about Americans being too stupid for my movie and how detrimental it is to have a female lead, I, apparently, "talked back," which was a big no-no.

Lesson learned: Be a product, not a person. Learn how to eat shit.

Two things I must learn how to fake in order to get anywhere in this business until I have the power to call the shots.

A professor from my university, Baback Sarraffan, who taught me TV Production, very often wins for the music videos he produces. Here we are with our plaques.

Yes, I know you can tell that I was nervous.

With Mommy

Needless to say, I was very glad to have it over and done with!

Taking a moment to relax and fill my sister in on what happened

We explored the hotel a bit after that. Check out this pool they have on the roof of the third floor!

And... Barry Manilow was everywhere...



A wedding... thing

The hotel was so tall that I couldn't even lean back far enough to fit it in the picture!
Donald Trump's tower of golds. Seriously. Everything inside of it is gold, too. It's bizarre. Like, really bizarre.

BAM! Another notch!

We headed to the Luxor to go see the Titanic artifact exhibit with Ajla that evening. Unfortunately, we got to the MGM Grand 15 minutes too late to see the lions in the lobby exhibit, but we still got to see lots of people frequenting the casinos. Women who wanted the whole world to know that they had boobs and an ass and make-up, all of which screamed a silent desperation that was sad. Little old men and ladies in motorized wheelchairs sitting at the slot machines, gambling money you know they didn't have to waste. All haloed in cigarette smoke.

As one beautiful young woman who rode the monorail home with us that night put it, "It's eternal hope. It's part of being human -- that resilliency -- always hoping that this time you will win." That made me see the gambling differently -- she had a great outlook! Thanks, whoever you were, and I hope your feet aren't still killing you from those heels!

Little New York

The Luxor!

I don't know if I've yet mentioned this on this blog, but I have been an ameature Egyptologist all my life. I loved the architecture of the Luxor!

The sphinx!

A sphinx and obelisk

Once Ajla arrived, we went into the exhibit. At the start, you are given a boarding pass with the name and information of a passenger who sailed on the ship.


Not only am I an ameature Egyptologist, but I was one of those 13/14-year-old girls who was obsessed with the Titanic when the film came out. Not only did I want to learn everything about the film (yes, it admittedly inspired me to persue filmmaking) but I was thirsty for the history. I used to know the prominent passengers and officers backwards and forwards, the layout of the ship, the order of events and the telegraphs warning of ice, and much more. I couldn't get enough. I still am fascinated by the moment in history, and much of my old knowledge flooded back to me as I toured the exhibit, however, I know I would have been in tears had I seen it when I was 14.

They not only hard recovered artifacts on display, but had also recreted sections of the ship, complete with sound effects, so that it really felt that you were in third class, then first, then on grand staircase (complete with the ornate glass ceiling!), the promenade deck, then... groaning metal. They had a huge hunk of ice to touch to remind you just how cold 28 degree water is. Those poor people.

There were many dishes that had been recovered, along with a few metal instruments and cookware, but among the most shocking artifacts was a pair of pants and shoes from a victim, along with a pair of glasses.

The Big Piece was also there -- for those not familiar, this is the giant section of the hull that you see in almost every documentary about the wreck. It was amazing to see such a large section of the ship, complete with some of the glass windows intact. Wow.

At the very end, you can look your passenger's name up on a plaque on the wall to see if you lived or died. We were all first class, so we all survived. But seeing the names of the saved vs. the lost was shocking. Nearly all first class passengers were saved. Nearly all third class passengers were lost.

This exhibit is going to be in Las Vegas for the next 10 years, and I highly recommend it!

We had tried to call it a night early, but since we're all history nerds, it was still a bit late when we finished. But that meant we got to see the Luxor and the strip in it's glowy glory.

Stargate!



Outside the Luxor

Excaliber

Little New York at night

The next morning was already time to leave! We attended another panel on the TV Writer's Room, which was fascinating (talk about frat hazing! You should see what goes on behind the scenes of your favorite shows!) and I was able to talk to the TV writers on the panel afterwards, which was great. I briefly pitched my script to one, and he was much more hopeful than the agent had been the day before. "You just gotta find the right people to work with you on it," he said, echoing my conclusion from the night before. Preferably someone who doesn't think Americans are too stupid.

It was already time to say goodbye to a city that, while I appreciate it, I don't have much love for. It was fun to visit, but the strip is tacky and dirty and loud and a very bold celebration of commercialism and capitalism. For someone who finds beauty in the green and growing, it was definitely not the place for me. Not to mention, they have to recycling system!

The slot machines by the lobby

The fancy lobby

Grandma gave me $40 to play the slot machines. "If you win," she said, "we'll split the winnings!" This picture was for her. I actually only spent $20 of the money she gave me, since I was frightened by how easily it was fettered away!

The noise and the stench of cigarette smoke were always enough to make me walk through this portoion of the hotel as fast as possible.





Before we left for the airport, Ajla and her mom came to the hotel for a chat. It was great to see Ajla again and to meet her gorgeous mom, but it was so sad to leave and say goodbye. I hope we see each other again soon, Ajlita!

If I already look like a witch now, imagine when I'm old!

With my online girlfriend ;)

Our amazing, and gorgeous, mommies!

The flight back home had some turbulence, but was short. It was so nice to see green again, and to see our mountains. All in all, it was a lovely trip. The highlight was definitely spending time with Ajla, but schmoozing with industry professionals was also kinda cool. But not as cool as my online girlfriend. ;)

Mackenzie's Momma -- Glad to hear you're spreading our video insanity! LOL! I can't wait to see your beautifully dorky goat pictures! I keep thinking about shaving ours, now, since they've nearly rubbed their rumps naked from itching!

Tracie -- You nominated my blog? Wow, I'm so honored! Thank you! :) And if you're curious about the colorful characters of Santa Cruz... Google Pink Umbrella Man, lol.